I can’t think why I have never before mentioned my appreciation for the music of
Jonathan Coulton. After all, he’s the singer/songwriter behind such
classics as Skullcrusher Mountain, a beautiful love song told from the
viewpoint of a deranged megalomaniac scientist to the captive object of his
affection. Some people may find the bit about the pony distressing, but it is
all clearly “from the heart”.
In the same vein, I heartily enjoyed his latest “Thing a Week”,
Chiron Beta Prime, a Christmas family message from… well, listen and
see. I will say that the phrase “robot overlords” appears in the refrain,
and…
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